ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lunatrip:

lunatrip:

sicam:

sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

wrong

What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

shakespeares-sisters:

i’m weird ok

but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend

i mean fucking weird 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

natreidess:

hypohumper:

just when you think

chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further

you see this

i m p o s s i b l e

At this point I think he’s just taking mini-naps

or he’s a member of brock’s family

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard